the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
This is my favorite thing
this is so very british
oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went
if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you
oh my fucking god
SCREAMING BECAUSE I LOVE HISTORY.
judas was creepy as fuck
Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you
well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world
Yeah it would because all they would write is
Do you even know how smooth that was
i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
Every Easter without fail.