SassyNClassy
tastefullyoffensive:

[washyourhandsplease]

unfrickable:

i feel better now

sweetcatastrophex:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

a person’s a person no matter how small
Dr. Seuss, a pro-choice advocate who publicly donated to Planned Parenthood and actively sued pro-life organizations for using this as a slogan. Stop using this to justify your bullshit pro-life ideals. Not even the original author of the phrase agrees with you.  (via 27sailors)
justabrowncoatedwench:

mamasam:

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.

I have a revelation for you.
They weren’t fighting.
They were trying to MATE.
Look it up. It’s hilarious.

justabrowncoatedwench:

mamasam:

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.

I have a revelation for you.

They weren’t fighting.

They were trying to MATE.

Look it up. It’s hilarious.

zohbugg:

I wish we could use videos as reactions on tumblr because I feel like I’d reply to everything with this…

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/